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Phone
Sex: A Masturbation Accessory For
Your Ears
By Lindsay Moore
[ Lindsay Moore is an experienced phone-sex operator. She was employed by a Washington DC-area fantasy line for over two years, after which she started up her own successful 900 line, which she operated for an additional two years. ]
You know the feeling: You're kicked back, lubed up, stroking an enthusiastic erection, and letting your mind wander in search of just the right fantasy to inspire a gut-wrenching, vocal-cord-searing orgasm. Under the bed is a pile of magazines and videos, the total dollar value of which could fund a week-long vacation in Bangkok's red light district. But you're bored with them and wish you had something different right now.
One alternative:
Call
to a phone-sex line. The qualifications
necessary to indulge in a few minutes
of live, facilitated masturbation
are few: a minimum age of 18, and
a healthy libido.
For
adults, phone-sex is an excellent
masturbation accessory for many reasons.
The caller is in control.
You decide who to call, when to call,
what to talk about, and how long to
talk. On the other end of the line
is an articulate, creative, horny-natured
woman who loves her job and is available
on demand for conversation on your
chosen topic. Her job is to deliver
your fantasy in the most believable
way possible. Your pleasure is her
immediate goal. If she is doing a
good job, the sound of your energetic
stroking is her reward — her one-handed
applause, if you will. The secondary
goal of a phone-sex operator is to
generate repeat business. She wants
to be that extraordinary personalized
factor your magazines and videos cannot
provide. She is a motivated masturbation
partner with absolutely no strings
attached.
Fantasy
operators do this work because they
like it. They find
it exciting to hear men gasp, and
very frequently they also touch themselves
right along with the caller. When
I did phone-sex work, there was not
a single shift I worked wherein I
was not able to enjoy at least one
orgasm myself. I discovered that if
I postponed self-gratification until
the end of the night, I was able to
maintain a higher level of excitement
throughout my calls. This accurately
translated as active participation
and enjoyment to my clients. It was
a win/win situation for everyone.
A high
percentage of callers look for simple,
hot talk in which we simulated sex
acts. This
was a great source of pleasure for
me, because I felt I was actually
participating rather than narrating.
If the fantasy included other people
or special activities, I needed to
be able to tell stories and graphically
describe complicated scenes. The most
requested fantasy was a threesome
with two females. Not far behind were
requests for domination and/or cross-dressing.
A quality phone-sex operator is informed
and articulate about these subjects
and will not be shocked by callers
who request them.
Phone-sex fantasies
provide a role-play escape for the
caller in many ways.
Does picturing yourself wearing
pink panties to work under your cool
computer-technician exterior make
you groaningly aroused, even though
you would never consider trying it?
You can explore that possibility with
an open-minded woman who has no interest
in judging you. Does the idea of baring
your backside for a spanking from
a leather mistress predominate your
masturbation fantasies? You probably
wouldn't actually seek one out for
real-life experimentation — but your
friendly phone-sex operator may be
as close as you really want to get.
She would be delighted to play the
role of dominatrix and "paddle" your
fanny all you want. On the other side
of the line, you also have unlimited
permission to be everything and anything
you desire. You can tell the fantasy
operator that you look exactly like
Brad Pitt. You can say your name is
Tiffany and describe your surreal
bosom and tight rear-end squeezed
into a vinyl micro-mini skirt. Phone
fantasy provides a temporary escape
from physical failings like a beer
belly, weak chin, acne, or male-pattern
baldness. For the next 7 glorious
minutes you can be Fabio, and we can
discover new and improved uses for
"I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!"
What
kind of men call phone-sex lines?
I can't say for sure. I
do think it is a sad misconception
that only "losers" or men without
a current physical relationship engage
in phone sex. It would be very wrong
to assume they just don't have a better
offer. I think many men appreciate
the event on its own merits: It is
instant gratification with a pseudo-partner
who wants him now. It is an expedient
route to orgasm completely on his
terms. There is no need to overcomplicate
it. He called, he talked dirty for
4 minutes, he masturbated, and he
paid the $11.96 phone bill — that's
it. No big deal. Masturbation and
fantasy go "hand in hand," and mental
entertainment is the factor that transforms
a physical function into a pleasurable
event.
I like
to think of a fantasy as a penalty-free
excursion of the mind — the ultimate
safe-sex act. I do
not believe that every illicit fantasy
that oozes into the a caller's mind
is actually a wish, and I don't believe
that facilitating exploration of that
fantasy works as a catalyst to propel
the caller into actively seeking a
real life experience. If $14.95 buys
five minutes of private sexual expression,
I can see no harm. And despite some
people's militaristic feminist viewpoints,
I do not feel I have threatened gender
equality or peace on Earth by unleashing
a sexually validated man to wreak
havoc and destruction. I feel safe
in assuming that my callers returned,
unaffected, to their normal lives
as accountants, managers, construction
workers, bartenders, and technicians.
Phone sex in its purest form is about
selling a simple product without hidden
agenda on either side.
However, I should also warn potential callers with unrealistic expectations. Please remember that you are speaking to a real human being. She may decline to perform a scenario she deems to be over the top or exceptionally cruel or disgusting. Fantasies of this type may include rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, scat, or abduction and torture. If you have an interest in topics such as these, you are best served to research the Internet for sites that advertise lines accommodating your tastes. They are not plentiful, but they do exist.
Tips
For Phone-Sex Callers
Be a smart consumer. Use your head (the one above your neck) and check out Internet and magazine ads in advance for a line that appeals to you and seems to be in your price range*. Don't wait until most of the blood is displaced from your brain to a more insistent area of the body before you look for a phone line to try. It;s the same as the "grocery store principle: — never go food shopping when you are hungry.
Time is money. If you are budget-restricted, postpone the call until you are well into arousal. Sometimes getting a head start, so to speak, is smart time/money management. Consider putting your watch or a clock closeby so billable minutes don't get out of control.
Start small and be picky. Spend only two or three minutes with a fantasy operator at first. That's plenty of time to get a feel for her interest and talent as well as your mutual chemistry. If the experience doesn't leave you wishing you had more time, try another line the next time. Shop around until you find someone who blows off more than your socks. Ask what her work schedule is, and write it down for future use.
Have an idea. The absolute worst thing a fantasy operator faces is the caller who cannot think of a thing he wants to do and steadfastly refuses all of her suggestions. This is not only annoying for the operator, but you have set her up to fail, and she absolutely knows it. She recognizes you will definitely not hang up and think, "Oh, she couldn't do anything to please me. I'm a slow-witted dud who can't even communicate what I want." The truth is you will hang up and think, "What the hell was wrong with that bimbo? What a ripoff! I'm never calling that number again!"
Pay your bills. You think "blue balls" are bad? Just wait until you get black-balled by the phone-sex industry. Deadbeat callers have caused so much financial grief to the industry that phone-sex providers have become much more aggressive in tracking down problem customers. More savvy companies are sharing deadbeat identities so that stiffing one company (and not in a good way!) will result in the inability to use other company as well. Also, remember that sometimes the fantasy operator who was so good to you may now have her pay reduced due to your failure to pay.
Know the difference between fantasy and reality. Recognize that you are buying an illusion. Do not press the operator to meet you, give you life guidance, or have your baby. Repeat clients may be granted special privileges such as an e-mail address or P.O. Box number — however, remember that this is still a business relationship, not a personal one.
The phone-sex experience should not, in and of itself, produce guilt, addiction, social isolation, financial ruin, scurvy, or excessive nose hair. It should be viewed as a fundamental supply-and-demand transaction between two parties and nothing more. It's quick, clean, no-obligation, predictable, safe, and completely controlled by the caller. In his heart, a man knows if it is appropriate for him. Sometimes your heart is not the loudest organ of the moment — so I caution potential callers to do some volume control first. Then, if you are ready to treat yourself to a joyous excursion of the mind, pick up the phone and start dialing.
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